I love the buffalo theory
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I love the buffalo theory
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
The buffalo theory is concrete proof that getting drunk is good for your intelligence
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
The buffalo theory is concrete proof that getting drunk is good for your intelligence
mikey- Posts : 1962
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Re: I love the buffalo theory
Hmm interesting Theory. Not sure whether Annie will be convinced!
Shiny- Posts : 1145
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Re: I love the buffalo theory
I love that theory, Mikey.
Lyndyloo- Posts : 267
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Re: I love the buffalo theory
I have been telling people that for years mikey....now they might finally believe me!!
LUHG- Posts : 138
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