Johnny Depp + Benamaurel

Johnny Depp and Benamaurel. Come on then who knows what? Spill the beans!

Think someones having a laugh Dave...this ones been going around for 2 or 3 years now but he did buy a house in Granada next to the bus station...maybe he,s looking for a country retreat..

All I can tell you is Black Mercedes 4X4 with Paris plates kids and a very small passenger. Enough said!!!!

Joking aside in 2009 he was reported to be playing Pancho Villa in the movie Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman with Six Fingers which was supposed to be filmed around the Baza/Guadix area with Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz. Not sure it ever got released or even made.

So was he out spotting the area or is it just an urban myth?

The answer is in Davy Jones locker....

I saw him!!! In Benamaurel and I wasn't the only one he woz ere!

AND THEN YOU ALL WOKE UP AND HE WAS GONE

Nooooooooooooo! I missed him!

Kevin Spacey was reported to have bought a house just outside Baza some years ago - Always wonder if I'd bump into him in Lidl's, used to see Neil Morrissey in Almoradi (Alicante) during the Summer quite often - Usually in a bar

As for Mr. Depp no more sightings for some years now

i heard about that really old royal family member in spain who married a guy half her age has a house in Huescar on the san clemente side somewhere, cant remember her name but she always looks like she is sucking or chewing a sweet

The Duchess of Alba - Not chewing a sweet Mikey that's a look of smugness at having a husband 20 odd years younger I expect.

Her name was Agatha Crutchbucket and she is from Los Crackofone near San Clemente....She bought the villa on the left after you come over the dam..

Crikey Pedro, you look a right Caribbean Pirate yourself. Maybe it was you that theyve been seeing? Have you got a Hummer with private plates by any chance?

Ive been thinking this one over and studying pictures of Mr Depp and im starting to wonder.......Has anybody ever seen Mr Depp and our own Twisted Fire Starter together in the same room? Im guessing not!

Look........if Johnny Depp was any where near here I can assure you all..... he would be handcuffed to my bed and no one other than me would see him!



LOL!!!

Thats not me Dave it some geezer i took a photo of in Benidorm...I had to take the other one off because PONDEROSA said two brothers looked gay...

Pebbles: Ding Dong!

think this johnny Depp thing is a ploy to get the house prices up in Benamaurel

Shakira lives in a VW camper in Orce at weekends. Ive seen her

she,s worth a million dollars...I bet you wish you could get your hands on that one and the camper ha ha

Dave wrote:Ive been thinking this one over and studying pictures of Mr Depp and im starting to wonder.......Has anybody ever seen Mr Depp and our own Twisted Fire Starter together in the same room? Im guessing not!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! Think of his ego!!! ROFPMSL!!!!!!

However, I can see the similarity with Cpt Sparrow! But where's me shiny black 4x4?

...my very own Johnny Depp - swoon.

.....jealous!

Ive been corrected by Carole aparantly its TFS and Leonado El Capricho, him from Titanic

Dave wrote:Ive been corrected by Carole aparantly its TFS and Leonado El Capricho, him from Titanic

Like it Dave! Very good!

Well what can I say? I'm extremely flattered, I just wish our bank accounts looked similar too!