BREAKING NEWS!

BREAKING NEWS!


To save the economy, on November 28, 2011, David Cameron will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and National Health. costs.


Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!


I started crying when I thought of you.


Run, you old bugger, run!!

Deport them to where?

to the knackers yard

Spain!!!

bigcol wrote:Spain!!!

Won't be this part as the New PP Government has already said we're over subscribed with OLD CODGERS

TORQUAY UNITED IS A NICE PLACE

torquay is already overflowing with old farts

Mikey, Hele village, plenty of room for them there. Keep em all together

sounds like a plan to me, bloody hell i havent heard anyone talk about that place for donkeys years

Come on then

Hele village spill the beans!!!

Is that where the Torquay players come from??

Never heard of the place?

Googled it but not sure, but as you suggest obviously home for retired footballers

Col x

Col

Being as we are regressing remember Golden Egg at harbour front?

mikey wrote:sounds like a plan to me, bloody hell i havent heard anyone talk about that place for donkeys years

Its talked about quite a lot these days. Put it like this, the sign has been changed to Hell village. Its not good at all.
Col, I think the Gulls players live in the ground cause when they aren't playing, they are having to pedal the generator to charge the batteries up for the floodlights.

Golden egg, what was that?

Doh Dave!:

Even I know that!!
It was a egg that jack nicked from a big man, on top of a bean stalk
The little git even flogged his mums cow!!

Dont you know nothing??

There was a documentary about it all, Some time ago by the goodies very good and educating

I've always been interested in history

Col

I remember a bit more now, jack had the geezers stereo away as well I think as the big man was heard shouting

HI FI THO THUMB, I CAN SMELL THE BLOOD OF A EUROPEAN MAN

See told you I was good at the old history

Col

still think Torquay united the best spot...GULLS isgood name also as what comes out of the rear end is Torquay united

all this anti torquay can mean only one thing Pedro, you are one of them there pasty munchers from the wrong side of the tamar

Think your missing the point there...Devonians only dream of making a real pasty.. hope your well over there ..weather crap here..

Last time i looked Ivor Dewdney was a devonian company and they make the best pasties in the world. weather here is shite too so called a day and gonna sit and watch an old film or two

The award for the best pasty is awarded to Chunk of Devon. FACT
Tamar bridge: To get into Cornwall Free, To get out £1.50 FACT
Alright me ansum!

way to go Dave

its lovely to wind up mikey!!! have a drink on me tonight mt8y

anyway Dave!! dont you have to pay to cross the bridge over to wales

nothing to come back!!!

col x

But you are not going from devon to wales.
it is not funny winding up a poor vulnerable lonely old man
i shall have several thanks Col

Does anybody go to Wales?

not if they can help it, hope those two nicee welsh ladies who are going to be dressed up as cats on sunday dont see this