this made me laugh

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
> The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness..
> Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
> motorway.
>
> You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...
>
> "Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is,
> your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
>
> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000 in insurance
> compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new
> willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact!
>
> But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap.. It's £1000 an inch."
>
>
> The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to
> decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better
> discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and
> you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if
> you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five
> incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she
> plays a role in helping you make the decision."
> The man agrees to talk with his wife.
>
>
> The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you
> spoken with your wife?"
> "I have," says the man.
> "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.
>
> "We're having granite worktops."

Yes made me laugh !! so Apt !!!

x

I'd choose marble.

Nice on Col,that puts us guys firmly in our place I`d say

Jimbo