M&S advert

Im in love !!!!!

Any ideas how old this mrs mrs jones is???

Anyone got a phone no??
me me me and mrs jones

Maybe she likes older men lol

Col. Xxxxxx

Step aside, shes mine. Fwooorr!

Are u mad canrtnyou c, ??

She only has eyes for me!!

I think of her morn day and night, I've got it bad, thinking of away I can break the news to Sharon.

Any suggestions how I can win mrs jones to the original love machine?

Luved up BIg Col xxxx

Col, youre surely on thin ice here. Not only are you talking about being unfaithful to your lovely wife, but youve posted in in the 'New members' where it can be seen by everybody!
Anyway, who is mrs Jones. Am I missing something here?

Aha, googled and found it..........................

Here you go Col, Fill yer boots!

personally i prefer Mr Jones !! this is Barbara K not David eh eh !

He's a bit tacky, though!

Any one notice,the piece of paper she picks up,has my phone number on it!!

Expecting her call any time now,at the mo she keeps sexting me.


Barbara and Jenny. You should see me in a suit, and no grey hair!!

Just no hair at all!!! John Luke Picard look,crossed with Gary barlow

Col xx

Dave

I be filling my boots for weeks now,when mrs jones isn't here of course

Many thanks

Oh god Col, Ive now gotta wipe the coffee off my screen!
Youre on form today!

Col, you'd win hands down over a creep like that any day - with or without a suit!

Blimey Jenny!!

I've just been weighed at the doctors I'm nearly 19 stone, 6 ft 3"

I need to lose 5 stone before Friday, mrs jones expecting Picard crossed with a bloody Barlow.

I'm more like Picard crossed with a bald King Kong

She's expecting a sex magnet on a stick, forget the stick!!!!
I'm the whole bloody tree!!

Big col xxx

A hunk, in other words!

I think you'll find (although I may be wrong about this) that most mature women of taste prefer their fellas with a bit of - ahem - bulk. Damn - I forgot - Mrs Jones ain't mature - that's her whole attraction.

Jenny wrote:A hunk, in other words!

Damn - I forgot - Mrs Jones ain't mature - that's her whole attraction.

(crawls away and sulks)

....true, but she isn't Cheryl Cole either. Mrs Jones, Mrs Robinson et al are every young man's fantasy..........which is why BIGGER Col is dribbling all over his keyboard.

Mike always says (referring to his increasing size) "why settle for the 6 pack when you can have the whole barrel?"! And (I say) it is nice to see a woman of mature years in the M and S advert actually wearing "hold-you-in underwear"! x