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Post by bigcol Thu May 17, 2012 12:37 pm

Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of
Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will
lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country,
(he hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised
my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy
"merchant bankers" and increased VAT to 20%.

I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they
diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Post by cavern Thu May 17, 2012 12:52 pm

lol! lol! lol!

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