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Post by bigcol Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:00 pm

Im in love !!!!! flower flower

Any ideas how old this mrs mrs jones is???

Anyone got a phone no??
me me me and mrs jones

Maybe she likes older men lol

Col. Xxxxxx

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Post by invicta Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:21 pm

Step aside, shes mine. Fwooorr!
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Post by bigcol Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:33 pm

Are u mad canrtnyou c, ??

She only has eyes for me!!

I think of her morn day and night, I've got it bad, thinking of away I can break the news to Sharon.

Any suggestions how I can win mrs jones to the original love machine?

Luved up BIg Col xxxx
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Post by Dave Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:32 am

Col, youre surely on thin ice here. Not only are you talking about being unfaithful to your lovely wife, but youve posted in in the 'New members' where it can be seen by everybody! Rolling Eyes
Anyway, who is mrs Jones. Am I missing something here? I love you

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Post by Dave Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:33 am

Aha, googled and found it..........................

Here you go Col, Fill yer boots!



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Post by david kirby Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:25 pm

personally i prefer Mr Jones !! this is Barbara K not David eh eh !

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Post by Jenny Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:55 pm

He's a bit tacky, though!
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Post by bigcol Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:53 pm

Any one notice,the piece of paper she picks up,has my phone number on it!!

Expecting her call any time now,at the mo she keeps sexting me.


Barbara and Jenny. You should see me in a suit, and no grey hair!!

Just no hair at all!!! John Luke Picard look,crossed with Gary barlow

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Post by bigcol Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:57 pm

Dave

I be filling my boots for weeks now,when mrs jones isn't here of course

Many thanks Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by Dave Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:16 pm

lol! Oh god Col, Ive now gotta wipe the coffee off my screen! lol!
Youre on form today!

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Post by Jenny Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:46 pm

Col, you'd win hands down over a creep like that any day - with or without a suit! bounce
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Post by bigcol Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:49 pm

Blimey Jenny!!

I've just been weighed at the doctors I'm nearly 19 stone, 6 ft 3"

I need to lose 5 stone before Friday, mrs jones expecting Picard crossed with a bloody Barlow.

I'm more like Picard crossed with a bald King Kong lol!

She's expecting a sex magnet on a stick, forget the stick!!!!
I'm the whole bloody tree!!

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Post by Jenny Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:19 am

A hunk, in other words! Cool

I think you'll find (although I may be wrong about this) that most mature women of taste prefer their fellas with a bit of - ahem - bulk. Damn - I forgot - Mrs Jones ain't mature - that's her whole attraction.

(crawls away and sulks)
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Post by Imagemaker Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:32 am

Jenny wrote:A hunk, in other words! Cool

Damn - I forgot - Mrs Jones ain't mature - that's her whole attraction.

(crawls away and sulks)

....true, but she isn't Cheryl Cole either. Mrs Jones, Mrs Robinson et al are every young man's fantasy..........which is why BIGGER Col is dribbling all over his keyboard. tongue

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Post by Sally Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:22 pm

Mike always says (referring to his increasing size) "why settle for the 6 pack when you can have the whole barrel?"! And (I say) it is nice to see a woman of mature years in the M and S advert actually wearing "hold-you-in underwear"! x
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