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FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY THE LANGUAGE

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Post by Ponderosa Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:58 am


FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY THE LANGUAGE Laughing

(OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THEREOF)

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What is the definition of a Will? It's a dead give away.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.
A woman was engaged to a chap with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.


The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.


Every calendar's days are numbered.


A lot of money is tainted - It ain’t yours and it ain’t mine.


He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are supplementary clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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Post by bigcol Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:49 am

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