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Post by Dave Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:10 pm

A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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Post by Dave Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:11 pm

I was asked for a password on a website, no more than eight characters,

So I put

'Snow White and the seven dwarves'.......
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Post by Dave Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:17 pm

The dog ran off tonight, I walked around the park for 20 mins shouting his name and still couldn't find him. My wife said I should've looked harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo and I still can't find him
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Post by Boothjendar Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:21 pm

Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.
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Post by medianige Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:00 pm

I had a dog called Woodbine with no legs. Had to take him for a drag 'round the park every night.
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